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CAAAAAAAKE
We made chocolate cakes! Big ones! With lots and lots of sugar and lots of chocolate and we may have eaten loads of chocolate while we made them but we still had enough to do cake and cream and icing and when we put melted chocolate into the cream the first time round we made a smooshy mess that looked like that chocolate Ready Brek stuff we used to get only there was like chocolate-coloured oil in the bottom of the bowl as well so we threw it away and made really good chocolatey icing the second time round and we drew a train on one cake because we wanted to give it to TRaine and the train had kidney-shaped clouds because renal physiology is cool or maybe he thinks so anyway but kidneys are fun to draw and kidney clouds are easier to draw than proper kidney diagrams not that I can't draw the proper diagrams since I could if I wanted but it's hard to draw anything with icing and even the train wagon looked a bit banjaxed which is probably why he started cutting it from that end but he didn't see the kidney clouds until Richard pointed them out which makes him an eejit but I mean Tim by that not Richard since Richard is very intelligent and anyway he reads my blog and he'll comment if I call him an eejit and I don't think Tim Timmity Tim Tim Tim Raine reads this blog although if he does start now I'm a bit screwed although he might tell them I don't need to take exams since the stress will obviously push me right over the thin edge between sanity and the other place that I seem to be cheerfully teetering on at the minute but to be honest I just wanted to see if I could type a full entry without any full stops and I can't help it if I got a bit hyper I just had coffee a while ago and I made it really really really strong because I had to get up at eight this morning even though I was reading about the physiology of crapping til half past three in the AM because the D*ll computer company fucktards wanted to pick up my laptop sometime in "nine to five business hours" fucktards fucktards FUCKTARDS so I had to leave it in the porter's office before nine this morning and I'm tired and I know I'm going to the library after this anyway which means I'll have to be quiet and do work so I might as well get rid of the hypercaffeineation effect before I leave the computer room and I'm being quiet enough here but I'm spinning my chair more than people generally approve of and if anyone looks over my shoulder at this bullshit they'll either back away slowly or show me where the punctuation keys are and you know I just mispelled "and" and it turned into "nad" but normally it turns into "adn" when I mistype it and we used gluten-free flour when we baked the cakes so even Aimee had some of TRaine's cake and there were a few bits left over so I gave them to Matt and Tim on our floor and they were really happy about it because Tim said it was like Christmas come early but I think he was really impressed when he found out Richard helped and I bet he had a mental image of Richard in the Teletubby suit using the cake whisk so maybe I should have sent the Richartubby around with a tray of cake because I bet people stressing over exams would either think it was really funny or think they'd finally cracked from the stress and either way I wish I'd seen that although with the clear mental images I have now it's almost like I did only I don't have any photos to put in my blog but I don't really have photos for my blog anyway until the computer company fucktards FUCKTARDS FUCKTARDS FUCKTARDS bring my laptop back in a week's time even though it doesn't take that long to fix one damn laptop and I miss MSN Messenger but I'm getting a bit more time to work now which is good in fact I should go to the library right now once I get the last bit of hyperness out of the system

squuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

okay I'm done so I'm going to the library to work and hey look no full stops!