You really need to read this - don't worry, there aren't any spoilers unless you haven't even read/seen the first two.
Where... where do I start with it?
I'll stick to a few main points:
1) It's Nearly Headless Nick, aka Sir Nicholas de Mimsy Porpington. At least get the right name before you start pointing out its significance.
2) Her cauldron represents a womb? And he shoved the Bible in there? He shoved a Bible... what?!
3) "the Angel Malfoy"... *snort*...
4) "Tom Riddle saving the world from Harry and his followers". You're right; the suggestion of witchcraft is evil and must be stopped. Let's do this by having someone (*cough*anotherwizard*cough*) wipe out the non-magical section of the human race. Genocide! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
[In all fairness, much of the Old Testament suggests that God might find mass genocide as punishment for/cleansing from sinners a workable plan.]
5) Harry Potter books and films have a secret agenda on stem cell research? News to me. I guess the subliminal messages are working.
6) Harry showing his ankle to another male = "omg tehy are teh gaybois". I'd forgotten how naughty flashing a bit of ankle is in this day and age.
ETA:
I also like how the navigation bar to the left has "Indoctrinating Children" and "Stuff You Need To Know" right under it...
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The sad thing is, they probably are serious, aren't they. I found it hilarious, though.
They forgot to mention that "Nearly-Headless-Dick" is also a reference to Jesus's circumcision, and the fact that "Sir Benedict" isn't properly headless is obviously showing that Mrs. Rowling doesn't approve of the Christrian traditions of circumcision. Or something like that.
I was reading "The Messiah Manga" at the optician's yesterday, or I wouldn't even know that much about the Bible. So proud of myself.
Ooh - if you get time, can you draw me the Malfoys as the Angel Gabriel and... well, that other one? :D
Also, it occurs to me that's kind of cheating, saying that any situation that doesn't involve sex is a perversion of the Immaculate Conception.
Oh look! He's pushed that girl out of the way of that speeding car that was about to hit her! It's a perversion of the Immaculate Conception!
Circumcision is a Jewish tradition - although apparently most American males have it done these days too, for cosmetic reasons.
And, clearly, any situation not involving sex *is* a perversion of the Immaculate Conception, since the Immaculate Conception DID INVOLVE SEX because it means the conception of the Virgin Mary without the taint of Original Sin - NOT THE CONCEPTION OF JESUS, YOU IDIOTIC SENSATIONALIST!!! RARRARRARRRRRR.
Ahem. I hate it when excitable and poorly-read fundies make the rest of us look bad.
Your Angel Malfoys idea intrigues me... which other one, though? :S
I don't know the names of any more angels!
I mean, at a push I'd say Loki and Bartleby, but I'm not sure they really count.
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