From only two of our many lecture courses (pathology and parasitology) I'm getting the impression that the following items are not safe for human consumption:
tap water
salad (washed or unwashed)
any other vegetables you haven't boiled or deep-fried
meat
milk
any foodstuff not in some way coated in boiling water, boiling oil, salt, antibiotics or maybe bleach*
*cooking food in boiling oil may cause weight gain and/or heart problems both for which the blog author accepts no liability salt antibiotics and bleach may make food unpalatable or toxic the blog author takes no responsibility in the case of anyone stupid enough to use bleach as ketchup the author also chooses to use the "this event pleases Darwin" defence against anyone choosing to starve malnourish or poison themselves in response to the random and obviously non-serious spoutings of people on the internet.
Don't worry though - here's a list of safe foods!
canned pet food
"pouch"/sachet pet food
dried pet food
... enjoy.**
**if in response to reading the above you decide to eat pet food and then feel ill, it's not because a bad person's blog made you eat pet food. It's because you're such an idiot your neglected brain just punched you in the gut.
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