Is nothing sacred?

A series of events, in reverse chronological order:

8)
I go looking for something sweet to have along with my cup of tea.

7)
Gerard leaves the house, apparently while eating a cream finger.

6)
Louise has a cream finger offered to her by Kathryn, and naturally she takes it (for breakfast?).

5)
Gerard misses the bus.

4)
Kathryn eats a jam donut after her breakfast.

3)
Mammy Donnelly and I buy pastries at about 11am or so.

2)
Mammy advises me that Kathryn would eat either of a jam or normal donut and will stake an early claim, and Louise will eat either kind of donut, so there's no real need to buy two cream fingers. I still put two in the bag.

1)
I look at a selection of pastries in the shop to pick out a few for me and my sisters (Gerard should be leaving the house early and in a rush so will be unlikely to want one). I choose a sugared ring donut and a jam donut to keep my sisters happy - they like donuts. I have a very strong craving for a cream finger so buy two of those in case, while I wait for a decidedly non-breakfast time of day, one gets eaten by someone experiencing similar cravings (usually Louise)...

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... because I don't like donuts.