Random stuff?

D*ll
Okay... maybe they're not fucktards. I do have my laptop back a week earlier than I'd expected. :D

"Email!"

Ever had spam email..? Watch this cartoon...

The Confession of Gerald Dorrity, part II

As posted on the Tainted Perfection forum (by one Gerard "Gyro" Donnelly on behalf of Gerald "Shobi" Dorrity):

"I have thought long and hard about this but i now know and I am certain.
I am really a woman. "A woman?" you say. Yes, a woman, but I am trapped in a man's body. All my life I have been plagued with an unknown desire and I now understand that it was the desire to be female. I want to do feminine things, without being judged. Which is why i now want to be known as Loretta.

Which brings me back to my previous confession...

Why is it that in this day and age, I cannot walk into La Senza without discriminating looks peering out from behind lacy racks of undergarments, getting called a "Peeping Tom" by Sales Staff and getting shunned at the counter with my selection of what I understand will be this seasons hottest look in ladies' lingerie?
Normally at this point i am being hastily escorted out of the shop by security whilst I shout back to the girl at the counter "You wouldn't even be working in Foyleside if it wasn't for me! I was in the ad you know!" but still it does no good. I am very soon barred until next week.

Why oh why oh why?







Do I always forget to log out?"
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(GYRO)
Gerald, I....I don't know what to say..........I'm shocked!

Hang in there!

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(SHOBI)
gerard,jst remember,i know where you live! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

but to be perfectly honest, what guy walks past la senza and DOESNT have the odd wee furtive peep?the fact that we know gerard actually wrote that makes us wonder is he covering up for anything himself?

and btw while were on the topic, i have heard that they are now makin a new ad, so i may at last be able to walk through foyleside with my head held high,no longer worrying that i may be recognised as the short fat ugly dude hu kisses tha girl on the cheek in the foyleside ad

well we can dream cant we?
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(GYRO)
Why? whats wrong with La Senza?

So the ad's gona be axed then? damn......
Without the ad to identify you, maybe then you'll just be known as.........nah sorry too easy........and maybe a bit low

looks like I'll have to hide in the river behind my house then? yes i want you to come lookin for me....i'll try and have a paintball gun ready!
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Nice people I know, really.


Gamblers
Apparently Adam and Kieran have been betting cake goods against the chances of something (involving me) happening... so far Kieran has lost 2 cake items in the process, or so I've been told.

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Please stand by. I am experiencing technical difficulties known more colloquially as an on-the-hour-every-hour minute-long panic attack.
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EXAMS.

SHIT.

EXAMS.

EXAMS.

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Thank you for your patience. Regular blogging will now resume.

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Crumpets and rebuseseses
I received an inexplicable note from Kieran a while ago, which sadly I can't transcribe since it was written as a rebus. And also because I don't entirely understand the first few lines. Apparently, someone on the floor (not me, for once) stuck a crumpet on his door handle...

The note is as follows: