This will not officially be my first post of the new year, but it amused me so I thought I'd share it before deleting the original.
It started off in the typical "come and chat to the camwhores!" email style:
hi, i saw your photo on that site.. ( i think your cute) anyhow id love to chat with you sometime on windows live messenger my name there is madison21hill@hotmail.com add me i'll be online for most of the holidays.. talk to you soon
Madison xoxo
If it had been just that, meh. However, for some reason, it continued in the incomprehensible style typical of the Nigerian scammer, with just a little bit of ADHD thrown in to eliminate any chance of complete sentences:
delightful a subject, especially to me, who had been often apt to
praise the Lord!!
If I be sane, then surely it is maddening to think that of all For if by that time we have not overtaken the Count, it may conjecture, some small pittance of reason had fallen, whereof we
-----Original Message-----
From: Madison
To: You
Sent: Wed, Dec 8, 2010 4:55 pm
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Fw: Beautiful Advice
when the time came and saw everything. that when a man is so loved and honored as our host is, though I do not expect any trouble tonight. leaving me almost in the dark. This gave me some faint hopes of troubled with the same disease to which the whole race of mankind
Points for effort, kid.
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Bonus points:
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