I've been kicked by a sheep.

While helping remove debris and pus from a sheep with footrot, its randomly-flailing other hindleg managed to catch me on the thigh.

Consequently, a few days later, I now have a perfect purple cloven hoofprint on my leg.

I think this completes my vet bingo card of all the standard domestic animals I could be physically damaged by...

... okay, maybe I have a while to go yet.