Friday, September 09, 2005

Ahhh, JobCentre, you crack me up.

BUSINESS:
Lingerie sales

JOB DUTIES:
Selling products on behalf of a major UK lingerie firm

QUALIFICATIONS/EXPERIENCE:
Access to a car essential. Full training and continuing support given.


"Think of me as your... okay, I'm trying to think of supportive things and I'm coming up all bras."

8 comments:

Nickopotamus said...

How else do you think invalids and old people get their lingerie? :P

Cez said...

How cool would it be if you worked for a lingerie company one summer and they gave you a lifetime supply of bras?

Nickopotamus said...

You know people in Bravissimo use their hands to size bras? It sounded like a good employment opportunity to me until I realised that people like my mum shopped there as well as ladies of the younger variety.

So why I ended up in a pharmacy I'm not sure :S

Anonymous said...

Bra size changes through life... so lifetime supply wouldn't need to arrive all at once.

[imagines being avalanched by a truckload of bras - is scared]

Nickopotamus said...

What if they were edible bras (I assume you can get these, like edible panties)? Then you could eat your way out of the avalanche

Gerard Donnelly said...

Yes, but I suppose that edible bra's wouldn't have the same effect. They'd need to provide some support so they would need to be made of chewy material.
Could you imagine if they weren't, and the first downpour you were caught in the thing melted? < whiplash sound effect> :O < /wse> followed by: < gadoingadoingadoyeee-eeeng> :-P < /gdadadee>

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How cool would that be?

Nickopotamus said...

"... so they would need to be made of chewy material" - liquorice whip underwiring anyone? Possibly with marshmallow padding if you need that little bit of extra lift?

Gerard Donnelly said...

Liquorice whip?


....edible bondage kit, anyone?