First of all - Dani has started updating her blog, Confussed, again. Go read it and poke her to keep updating. :)
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I got a very carefully polite email today from the assistant housekeeper, in which she politely enquired as to the origins of a pattern of stains across my living room floor.
Anyone who has been in my room recently and asked me the same question will have got the same (fairly lame) excuse I gave Housekeeping, which is something along the lines of:
[shrug] "iono..."
Obviously I worded it better in the email, and promised to slay the evil stain by the power of Greysk- uh... carpet cleaner. Hmmm. There's a thought. Do you think if you melded He-Man and Mr. Muscle you'd create the ultimate force in stain removal?
And where would Toilet Duck come into this...?
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Do you remember when, last August, Nick had a dream about finding me wanking off a duck and timing how long it took?
I think THAT's where Toilet Duck comes into this.
I didn't know you were wanking off a TOILET duck! That's a whole new set of images.....
PS. This isn't the old red wine spatter, then...?
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