In response to popular demand

Yep, taking another few minutes out to blog.

I apologise for not keeping up to date, but I honestly didn't think my life was that interesting - damn you people with your Big Brother-addict tendencies.

I have learned to play snooker recently... bloody hard game... but the tables are absolutely massive, and smooth enough that the balls keep moving for ages without slowing down. I spent an unreasonable amount of time generally hitting the balls about the table as hard as possible (NEEDLESS POWER) and just kind of grinning stupidly while thinking, "Heehee! It started over here.... and it ended up over there! Started here... ended there..."

Actually, that's a lie, since Steve could probably tell anyone who asks exactly how many shots led to me making pained faces and saying how the cue/ball/table hated me. Meh, my game needs a little work.

Also, a fun game to try: get a pack of cards, and choose a question to ask, generally beginning with "Who, out of all the people we know..."

Example: "...wants to be a porn star?"

As you say a name, draw a card. If the card is an ace, the answer is yes. The entertainment value of the game is of course dependent on how stupid the questions are, and whether or not you can work in someone you want to bitch about.

For the above question, we went through quite a lot of people we know (I think the first ace might have gone to Kieran), then:

"Richard" - no
"Joe" - no
"Toothpaste" - ACE
"TOOTHPASTE" - ACE

Well, that just proves it, then... :P :D

Coming home tomorrow, hopefully. Will go back to proper updates then. Until then, go rediscover how your TV works, you lazy sods. You think I'm here to entertain you?? :D:D:D