Really, you're not even trying anymore...

It's official: internet banner advertisers have realised that only retards buy their products, and have stopped worrying about fooling anyone with their before and after pictures:

Case #1:

Our supplement turns your gut to a six-pack and moobs into pecs! Also conveniently removes any tattoos you got to show off your pride at having achieved beer-pregnant fat bastard status.

Case #2:
Rule 1: deliver your unborn baby.

Additional rules: curl hair, get tan, somehow avoid post-baby breast-sagging and stretchmarks.

Pfft. Easy. 1 easy rule.