Wellies are to vet student as towel is to Hitchhiker.
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Incredibly cold hands seem to have about the same effect on my typo frequency and severity as a mild stroke would.
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No matter how many times crap like Big Brother and X Factor is recycled with new victims, exactly the same, pure, crap comes out the other end of the process - perhaps we could adapt this to produce a perpetual energy device run purely on Schadenfreude.
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If said device could then be used to heat my bedroom... much appreciate.
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When making Last-Night's-Vegetables Stir-Fry(TM), best leave out the peas.
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