... to leave 10 minutes later than you meant to and yet still arrive 10 minutes earlier than you have to.
... to come across animals for post mortem with the same name as a family member.
... to start your day by renaming a dead animal "Fat Fat Fatty McFatFat" due to its body condition.
... to be the victim of a hairnet's attempt to steal your earrings directly from the ear.
... to show up last to a barbecue and miss all the food (no, I'm not finished yet, that part's normal) because you were discussing a selection of dead animals for an extra half-hour. :(
... to utterly fail to give any kind of nod to Hallowe'en because you're just so damn happy to see your good friends Mattress and Pillow again.
... to look forward to doing it all over again. :D
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Oh man. Lardy kidneys!
Like trying to get a pea out of an ice cube, it was...
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